Monday, 13 October 2008

Hygienists know a thing or two.



Ode to the Hygienist

She's a professional,
She's a health professional
If you don't show you're humble
She'll let let your molars crumble
She's a professional,
She's a health professional
Eye-shield and white coat prove it
She's got brains so move it.

You snivelling little pleb!

Just look at that bacteria!
To which you are inferior,
If you don't floss and clear this dross
She'll confiscate your bony plate
And lascerate your gums.

Cos, She's a professional
She's a health professional
And she nearly came top in her class.

1 comment:

Gallinago said...

I love it when people can turn a little knowedge into a tiny tyranny.